Saturday August 13, 2011
I wasn’t sure if tonight was a night we would be heading to the boat. Â Morning thunderstorms gave their way to a few hours of sunshine and then back to dark-as-night skies at 3:00 with more thunderstorms and sheets of rain. Â I was surprised when Matt got home from work and gave me the option of staying or going. Â It was tempting to have the thought of a Saturday night at home for once with a few Redbox movies and maybe a Jet’s pizza. Â But I did miss the boat since we hadn’t seen her for two weeks and we could also do those things on the water since we had movies and frozen pizza. Â Since the rain was starting to die out and the chances of me enduring a wet dinghy ride were getting slimmer we packed up and left.
On the car ride over Matt mentioned he had spent the previous day washing the entire boat along with the waterline and sprayed the whole thing down with an Ortho spider spray so we wouldn’t have another episode like we did a few weeks ago. Â Once at the marina we quickly loaded the dinghy and unloaded again at the boat. Â I was placing the last piece on deck when Matt, still standing n the dinghy, pointed near the toerail and stated, ‘Ugh, there’s a spider sitting right there, get rid it!’. Â I squatted down and saw said spider trying to blend in unnoticed. Â Without a few beers in me first this time I was a little more hesitant about just picking it up and dropping it over the side. Â It was a pretty good size, not as big as the self circumnavigating spider from before, but pretty close. Â I inched my fingers toward it and backed them away a few times trying to find the best angle to make this work. Â Finally I just took a deep breath, grabbed a leg and tossed. Â Unfortunately it only a flew a few inches in the direction of Matt and he let out a little shriek while I laughed. Â Filled with a little more confidence I took a solid grab and made sure it went in the water this time. Â We watched it sit in the unnaturally calm water for a moment until Matt noted, ‘Oh what the hell?, There’s another one’. Â I looked at the lifeline and sure enough there was another much smaller spider perched atop of it. Â This one I didn’t even give a second thought to and pitched it overboard. Â However as soon as this one hit the water it started paddling its ass back to the boat at motor-speed. Â My thoughts immediately turned to it’s larger brother and where it may be. Â Sure enough it was traveling at more of a doggy-paddle pace back to the boat. Â I watched it disappear under the waterline as Matt worked at disposing of the smaller one with our dinghy paddle. Â When it had been successfully flung a far enough distance we started a search party for the escapee that was now at large. Â We spotted it near the transom taking breaks between swimming and resting. Â Matt swung the dingy around back and while preparing his paddle again spotted two more spiders on the davit lines.
This was an all out war now. Â We worked together as I dropped them in the water and Matt made sure they would not make their way back. Â After disposing of a few more I saw the King of spiders, sandwiched under the Lifesling and the hawse pipe. Â This one was not going to make it easy for me as the Lifesling was blocking the area I’d normally toss it over. Â This one was going to have to be moved first. Â I poked its leg and it was like watching the wings span on a bird. Â Suddenly it became about 3 times larger than it had originally appeared. Â Before I could even let myself think about it I slid the spider toward the stern with my finger and then pinched a leg and threw it over. Â This one may have actually been affected by the poison because it did not put up any kind of fight and started to sink immediately. Â The next 15-20 minutes was spent scouring the cockpit and stern area. Â They seemed to be coming out in droves tonight and we was not going to be able to relax if we knew they were creeping around. Â Once we were satisfied any ones that could be found have been found we began to ease up a little. Â There was only one more time after that I had to get up for spider disposal, and Matt promised he would spray again the next day.
Wanting to get a swim in before dinner I suited up and jumped in the water. Â As soon as I submerged I regretted my decision. Â Even though I knew the wind had pushed the spider carcasses far away I could just imagine them floating right next to me ready to exact their revenge. Â I swam far past the bow trying to distance myself as much as possible. Â Every piece of floating debris gave my heart a jump. Â After a few minutes I realized I was being a baby and I’d have to swim back to the boat eventually anyway. Â It was then I could let myself enjoy the rest of my swim, staying out until the pizza was almost ready to eat. Â The rest of the night went exactly as planned, pigging out on pizza and watching movies. Â It turned out to be a much better evening than I would have spent at home with one very large exception. Â Frozen pizza will neverÂ compare to Jets.